Birdie is smart, sassy and always has something to say.  She has no intentions of sharing you with anyone else, she wants the limelight. As with most high flying, strong willed females Birdie has no issues letting you know when she's not pleased and as such she is more suitable for a home without young children. Adoption fee waived in case you need to re-home your kids.

Location: LDH Cranbourne

Gina is a 2 year old professional business cat with an entrepreneurial streak. Stylish and witty she'll capture your heart in an instant with those beautiful eyes. Talking of her eyes, she'd prefer an emerald collar to match please. Adoption fee $0 so you have enough to buy the emeralds..

Location: LDH North Melbourne

Chyka is 1 yr old highly successful media and TV cat-onality. Her speciality is red carpet interviews. Warm, friendly and kind, she's a classy style powerhouse but finds herself in need of a new abode where she can hone her many talents. Adoption fee $0 so you can afford the Hermes.   

Location: LDH North Melbourne

Aging like a fine wine, Janet is a 7 yr old beauty recently divorced and now playing the field looking for a new home. She may be a bit shy at first but once settled into her new digs she'll be the life of the party! Adoption fees waived to help Janet get her life straightened out!

Location: LDH North Melbourne

Chester frequents ladies' tennis clubs hoping to get picked up so puh-leease let's find him a stable family home so he can settle down. He's a 4 yr old hottie with a ginger coat to rival Prince Harry any day. Adoption fee waived so you can buy him tons of toys to keep him occupied.

Location: LDH North Melbourne

Introducing the fabulous Lydia. She's only 1 but keeps up with the in-crowd just fine. Sweet, bubbly and friendly she will be a fabulous family cat. With her beautiful colouring she's stunning - and she knows it. She likes to shop at the Paris end of Collins and favours valet parking where possible. Adoption fees waived so you have more cash for her shopping!

   Location: LDH North Melbourne


   

Gamble is a 4 year old with a lot of confidence. She's so friendly and loving beware of husband-stealing with this one. She's got the looks and she's smug about it. Adoption fee waived so you can afford to take time off work just to stay home and cuddle with her.


Location: LDH North Melbourne

A 1 year old sweetie this beautiful gentle girl is a perfect pet for your family. Precious has a taste for the finer things and is working on a line of contouring cat-makeup. Because of her tri-colour palette she's the talk of the neighbourhood. Adoption fee waived so you can spend valuable time finding accessories to match her exotic hues.

Location: LDH North Melbourne

CATitude is something that Violet has perfected! When Violet grows up she wants to be just like Andrea Moss; sleek, sophistiCATed and with a new outfit for every single occasion. She doesn't mind if you have other pets, or children. After all, she may be a diva but she is very much down to earth. Adoption fee $0 so you can afford all her outfits.

Location: LDH Cranbourne

3 yr old Max is a cheeky boy who loves people and is waiting to find a new joint to call home. He talks a bit of MEOW but he's still young and will mature with time. It's partly because he's so good looking. He would like to join a boy-band.  Adoption fee waived so you can afford all the hair product.

Location: LDH North Melbourne

Eleanor has big dreams of travelling the world in first class but so far has only made it to North Melbourne. She's a gentle and smoochy 2 yr old beauty with a stunning colour palette she'd like to promote on instagram once she has settled into her new home. Adoption fee waived as her preferred luggage will be Kitty Vuitton. 

Location: LDH North Melbourne

Miska has an obsession with expensive European footwear, in particular Louboutins. She can be a bit indifferent to those she feels are inferior to her but once she's in her new home she'll relax. Currently she's got nowhere for her shoe collection so it's stressing her out having to keep them in a hessian sack. Adoption fee waived so you can build her a custom shoe rack.

Location: LDH North Melbourne

Ginger is a stunning 2 yr old with a spicy look. She's a total boss and is currently writing a self-help book called 'It's a Cat's Life: Homeless to Hilton' but she needs an ending so give her a new home so she can finish the damn book! Adoption fees waived so you can fund the PR for her forthcoming book tour.


Location: LDH North Melbourne

Leisha is a very sweet 3 yr old girl who LOVES cuddles. She is the founder/CEO of 'Leish', diamante cat leashes and has seen local success on the home shopping network but she wants to go global. Help her realise her dreams by adopting her this week! Fees waived so you can pay for a professional cat-folio in preparation for her Shark Tank pitch.

Location: LDH North Melbourne

Susie is a very warm, friendly 4 year old who loves kisses and cuddles. She does have refined tastes and a penchant for Cartier accessories but only because she's trying to overcome an emotional hole that a new family will soon fill. Adoption fees waived so you can afford her initial material demands. She actually can't tell the difference between the fake ones from Bali anyway.

Location: LDH North Melbourne

Molly was crowned Miss Floof Melbourne back in 2017 and is still trying to milk the fame which is fading fast. She's still got it though, a stunning 3 yr old with the sweetest cuddliest nature, the perfect cat to add as a new member of your family. You'll be lost in her enchanting eyes and unable to go to work from the addiction to her cuddles, therefore the adoption fee has been waived.

Location: LDH North Melbourne

Missy was a lost soul but found her namaste at yoga. She is at peace and has found harmony within herself but needs a home to call her own. A delightful and easygoing 3 yr old girl, she does have a considerable collection of designer yoga pants so needs some of your wardrobe space. Adoption fees waived as she's got her eye on a new pair from 2XU.

Location: LDH North Melbourne

Dream started her own wedding planning business young and is now a cat-illionaire. She's in very high demand since she did Kim Kat-ashian's wedding a few years ago. Bookings must be made two years in advance. A smoochy and friendly girl, she's looking for a new home office to run her business from. Adoption fees waived so you can afford her travel as she prefers a private driver.

Location: LDH North Melbourne

Lulu is well known in the housecat circles as doing the best and most discreet plastics work. Her cheekbone and jawline work is to die for. A shy and unassuming 2 yr old she'll be snuggling with you soon enough once you earn her trust. Her beautiful sleek black coat is the talk of the neighbourhood. Adoption fees waived as she has a fondness for high-end cat food.

Location: LDH North Melbourne

Oreo is a famous tech cat-trepreneur who started Instacat a few years ago. A friendly sweet 6 yr old girl who's down to earth despite her wealth, she's been living out of the limelight in her Malibu enclave but is keen on finding love in a new home. Adoption fees waived as she'll expect you to install a sauna/pool complex fairly smartly.

Location: LDH North Melbourne

Wilbur is into ath-leisure wear and enjoys teaching spin-class to the housecats in the neighbourhood. He has an unhealthy fascination with looking at his ginger muscles in the mirror, but whatever floats your boat. He's a cuddly 6 yr old who is looking for a new home to teach his classes from. Adoption fee waived so you can set up his home gym.

Location: LDH North Melbourne

Princess is a stunningly gorgeous 2 yr old who aspires to do cat-alogue modelling work for designer brands but so far has only managed to get into a local vet's flyer for worming treatments. She is considering firing her agent. With her beautiful fluffy coat and alluring eyes she's aiming for the big time but needs a family to help her get there. Adoption fee waived so you can get her a more results-driven representative.

Location: LDH North Melbourne

Sparkle is a rags to riches success story. He founded 'Sparkle Cat Couture' specialising in diamante ear cuffs as well as paw mittens and boots which has risen him to global fame in just 2 years. He's a gentle natured cuddly 3 yr old who's looking for a new family to call his own. He's happy to share his fortunes with you if you share your love with him. Adoption fee waived as he'll need a social media manager.  

Location: LDH North Melbourne

Selma is a gorgeous, happy 3 yr old girl with 3 legs due to an injury when she was younger. She spends her free time advocating for feline rights especially those with challenges like her, and considers it a privilege and a passion rather than a job. She's humble about her intoxicating beauty and would love a new family to call her own. Adoption fees waived so you help her make placards for her upcoming rights march.

Location: LDH North Melbourne

Pepper is a well-known philanthropist, mainly donating to charities helping less fortunate cats. She's also a board director and likes to do good works in the cat-munity. A cuddly and beautifully natured 6 yr old, she is best suited to a single cat household. She has been looking for a new home since OCTOBER 2019. Adoption fees waived to give her the best chance of that.

Location: LDH North Melbourne

Ebony is a seasoned Insta-cat Influencer and doesn't get out of bed for less than $50k per post but privately she's a super smoochy 7 yr old lady who just wants pats and attention. She is most suited to a single cat household with adults only who are willing to take the time to help her lose weight. She’s your ideal lazy lap cat who will lounge around with you on the couch. Adoption fee waived so you can put your efforts into getting her fit and trim.

Location: LDH North Melbourne

Dorinda founded the whisker-extension product 'Whisk-curl' which is now a household name globally amongst housecats who want to enhance their natural hair. A young 2 yr old cat-illionaire, she's adverse to the trappings of wealth and prefers a down to earth lifestyle reading, gardening and looking for things to knock off shelves. Adoption fee waived as you'll need to help promote her new line of ombre extensions coming out this year. 

Location: LDH North Melbourne

Fleur is a young and talented Editor-In-Chief of Cat Vogue. She's got all the best celebrity connections and gets front row seats at every fashion show. Only 1.5 yrs old she's a trend-setter rather than follower. She's looking for a new mansion to call home and with her sweet, smoochy nature she'll be popular! Adoption fee waived so you can afford to satisfy her addiction to designer sunglasses.

Location: LDH North Melbourne

ADULT CATS FEES WAIVED

KITTEN ADOPTIONS $50

Pippa is a gorgeous 3 yr old who's a sweet cuddle monster. She happens to be founder/owner of the highly successful gym franchise 'Catirrific Fitness'. She does Housecat PT sessions three times a week and is working on her own brand of active wear. Adoption fee waived so you can take time off to get fit with her!  

Location: LDH North Melbourne

Sahara is a 5 yr old who's shy but looking for love. As owner of Pawriffic Foods, specialising in gourmet cat treats, she's a highly successful business cat but because money isn't everything, she is looking for emotional stability. Adoption fees waived so you can spend your time helping her taste test new recipes.

Location: LDH North Melbourne

TOM has a booming construction business and has built houses for AFL stars, singers and a few of the Housecats. He's pretty cashed up but finds himself in need of a family to call his own. A 6 month old cutie, he's the talk of the neighbourhood and considered to be a hot catch for many of the divorcees. Adoption fee waived as he needs tool storage.

Location: LDH North Melbourne

Polly used to live in luxury but has found herself down on her luck. Homeless for 152 days and desperately waiting for a new home, she is a beautiful 3 yr old with a friendly nature who will warm up to the right family. She is not suited to a home with small children. Adoption fee waived to give her the best chance of a new life! 

Location: LDH North Melbourne

Alice's outstandingly beautiful whiskers are insured for many thousands as they are vital to her livelihood. She has appeared in advertising all over the world and has a beauty routine that takes considerable time each evening before bed. A lovely 2 yr old softie, Alice is the perfect family cat who just needs the right family. Adoption fees waived so you can keep her stocked with grooming supplies. 

Location: LDH North Melbourne

Cathy is an active PTA President and likes to control all aspects of it including membership. She only lets in Housecats who obey her strict rules. She has big ideas for fundraising and wants to replace all the sausage sizzle events with a gourmet high tea. A 2 yr old cutie, she is need of a new home and adoption fees for her are waived as she'll need your catering help for her PTA events. 

Location: LDH North Melbourne

Marsha is a 1 yr old who is a highly regarded food critic made famous by her appearance as a judge on Master-cat where she wears a fabulous signature scarf that matches her sassy critique of contestants' dishes. She has a penchant for any tuna-related meals and is just looking for loving home. Adoption fee waived so you can help her experiment in the kitchen. 

Location: LDH North Melbourne

A stunning 2 yr old girl, Mimi is a seasoned soap opera actress with credits to her name that include The Meow and the Beautiful, The Furry and The Restless and most recently a spot on Home and Meow-y, she will be your new best friend in no time but is suited to a quiet home. Adoption fee waived as she comes with a large red carpet wardrobe.

Location: LDH North Melbourne

Bambi started young as a trader on Collins St but now the successful owner of Meow Market Capital, a large equity firm behind companies such as Meow-azon, Cat-bay and Mecca Pawmetics. Almost 5 yrs old, she finds herself in need of a loving family with a big garden to hold her board meetings in. Adoption fees waived so you can pay for the premium wi-fi she requires.

Location: LDH North Melbourne

Mia is a 10 month old tri-coloured beauty who's seen early success with her multi-media company Meow-Mia. She hosts a radio paw-cast once a week interviewing the Housecats as well as important politicians and famous stars. She is looking for a new family to give her the fabulous home she deserves. Adoption fees waived as she needs to pay the wages of her large media team.

Location: LDH North Melbourne

Jan began as a young business journo for the Herald-Paw but was soon snapped up by Meow Business Review after breaking the story 'Time's Up: Feline Fraud, Meow-Bank Shame'. At almost 1.5 yrs old she's got the looks and the brains but not the family yet. Adoption fees waived as she comes with an extensive library of first editions you need room for. 

Location: LDH North Melbourne

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